So, in the beginning Phil Collins created the heavens and the earth. There was a garden, some fruity exchanges and then some animals on a boat and that. It all got a bit messy and there were probably ‘splosions. No official death toll was ever confirmed. Then the big sky-daddy sent his son of questionable ethnicity to plant seeds of adulterous doubt in a poor carpenter’s mind. Some other stuff occurred but long story short, our ancestors miraculously followed the correct course of action that would lead us here today. Magic.
Welcome to the greatest show on earth – Snakes on a plane! What? What do you mean that’s taken? For fuck’s sake…what about A Game of Thrones? I know that one is already a thing, but can we not hijack it? Ugh, fine, you choose.
Welcome to the greatest show on earth – Rants in your Pants!
WARNING: May contain absolute shite.